On The Twelve Days Of Consignment X-mas

Here’s a song, you know it well. Of Christmas nights, and giving gifts it tells. To warn you all, of what’s to come,
on the Twelve Days Of Consignment X-mas Fun!

Well actually that’s as far as we can get with the poet-isms, but you can’t say we didn’t try! As much as I’d like to be able to talk to you in haiku-like mannerisms with a dash of Allen Poe, I’m just not that good, and hey I think it’s healthy to admit that!

But anyways let’s get back on track here: Twelve Days Of Consignment X-mas is a short little reminder from Kastner’s that highlights how consigning items is just like gift giving, only better! Why’s that? Well you get money back of course!

So to reiterate the best things to bring in for the holidays, and without further ado, we present to you, our song:

OOOOOOOOOHH (Long drawn out “OH”, don’t sing it any other way!)
On the FIRST Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
A Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the SECOND Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the THIRD Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the FOURTH Day of Consignment X-mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the FIFTH Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Five Diamond Rings
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the SIXTH Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Seventh Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Eighth Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Eight Laptops For Playing
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Ninth Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Nine Gizmos n’ Gadgets
Eight Laptops For Playing
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Tenth Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Ten Antiques Antiquing
Nine Gizmos n’ Gadgets
Eight Laptops For Playing
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Eleventh Day of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Eleven Plants for Potting
Ten Antiques Antiquing
Nine Gizmos n’ Gadgets
Eight Laptops For Playing
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

On the Twelfth Day Of Consignment X-Mas
A Consignee brought to me:
Twelve Cars (All Running)
Eleven Plants for Potting
Ten Antiques Antiquing
Nine Gizmos n’ Gadgets
Eight Laptops For Playing
Seven Snowblowers Blowing
Six Statues A Praying
FIVE DIAMOND RINGS!!
Four Leather Chairs
Three Framed Prints
Two Mitre Saws
And a Seven-Foot Christmas Tree!

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